Things Not to Bring to the Elk Toss

Don't bring these things:

1. Weapons of Mass Destruction.
2. Investigative Journalists.
3. Dogs*.

*We do have a Sled Dog race (time and weather permitting), but it is a human pulling human race. No dogs are actually involved. The Wagners have lost several of their chickens to dogs, and they don't want to lose any more. So, please leave your dogs at home.