Preview of the 76th Annual Elk Toss

We are already planning the 76th Annual Elk Toss, Charity Auction, and Winter Festival. We are working on a few new events for the 76th, including:

• 10k Race (see course map)
• Deer Head Home Run Derby
• Closing Ceremonies to Open the Day
• Video Conference with President Rick Santorum
• Meat Helmets
• Tax Preparation Seminar
• Environmentally-friendly Scrapple Making Demonstration
• Universal Health Care
• New Location (TBA - due to the Wagners leasing their land for gas drilling)
• Coverage by WNEP-TV (including aerial helicopter footage)
• Flushable Toilet in the Franz Klingermann Memorial Outhouse
• People who "don't get it" will outnumber nice people