"Announcing the 1st ever Danville German Society wiffleball homerun derby. Batter gets 3 outs (fouls do not count). Anything not a homerun is an out (except fouls). There are no strike outs. Most homeruns wins. Ties go on for another round. Batter may choose any pitcher they wish. Winner gets $3,789 or comparable prize chosen by DGS officers. Fans may throw snow balls at batters and hurl insults as well. There will be no tolerance for urinating on first base. Cars parked on the field will be subject to $3,789 fine or impoundment."
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