Thursday, February 18, 2010

Elk Toss Homework

We request that you learn the lyrics to the chorus of the following song:

Katy Klutz
words and music by Professor Schnitzel

Eins, Zwei, Drei, Spiel.
When I was just a boy of twelve,
Not dry behind the ear yet,
I met a girl named Katy Klutz,
As shy as any violet.

Then one day I stole a kiss.
She didn't know what she was missing.
Now you know what schmutzing is.
Well, schmutzing's only kissing.

Chorus:
Ay, ay, ay...how she could schmutz.
Ay, ay, ay, that Katy Klutz,
Ay, ay, ay...how she could schmutz...
There never was a schmutzing girl like that there Katy Klutz.

 
She was my hon', my sugar bun.
She was my one desire.
I schmutzed her and she schmutzed me.
Till we set all the home on fire.
 
Chorus:
Ay, ay, ay...how she could schmutz.
Ay, ay, ay, that Katy Klutz,
Ay, ay, ay...how she could schmutz...
There never was a schmutzing girl like that there Katy Klutz.
 
Her hair was gold, her lips were red.
She had a winning way.
The way she scmutzed me,
I'll remember till my dying day.
 
Chorus:
Ay, ay, ay...how she could schmutz.
Ay, ay, ay, that Katy Klutz,
Ay, ay, ay...how she could schmutz...
You never saw a schmutzing girl like that there Katy Klutz.
There never was a schmutzing girl like Katy Klutz.

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