Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Elk Toss Rumors

There have been a large number of rumors circulating on the internet about the Elk Toss and the Danville German Society. We will try to set the record straight.

Claim: The Danville German Society is in its 75th Year.
Verdict: True

Claim: Justin Bieber will be attending the Elk Toss to "perform" with Rick Victor behind the Franz Klingermann Memorial Outhouse.
Verdict: False

Claim: The Danville German Society has been having issues with obtaining a permit to transport an elk from Benezette to Danville.
Verdict: Possibly True

Claim: “Idiots Guide to Elk Tossing” offers insightful techniques for both idiots and non-idiots alike.
Verdict: Not sure, as it is only printed in Uzbek

Claim: 2011 will be the best Elk Toss ever.
Verdict: Probably True, To Be Determined

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