There have been a large number of rumors circulating on the internet about the Elk Toss and the Danville German Society. We will try to set the record straight.
Claim: The Danville German Society is in its 75th Year.
Verdict: True
Claim: Justin Bieber will be attending the Elk Toss to "perform" with Rick Victor behind the Franz Klingermann Memorial Outhouse.
Verdict: False
Claim: The Danville German Society has been having issues with obtaining a permit to transport an elk from Benezette to Danville.
Verdict: Possibly True
Claim: “Idiots Guide to Elk Tossing” offers insightful techniques for both idiots and non-idiots alike.
Verdict: Not sure, as it is only printed in Uzbek
Claim: 2011 will be the best Elk Toss ever.
Verdict: Probably True, To Be Determined
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