Elk Toss vs. THON

Many years, including 2015, the Elk Toss and the Penn State IFC/Panhellenic Dance Marathon (THON) are held on the same weekend. Our Statistical Interpretation Department has complied the following analysis to determine which event is better.

	THON*	Elk Toss	Winner
Money Raised in 2015	$13,026,653.23	$2,150	THON
History	Started in 1973	75th Annual	ELK TOSS
Franz Klingermann?	NO	YES	ELK TOSS
Total Raised in Event History	$127,887,558.34	$24,839	THON
Number of Barns	0	1	ELK TOSS
Chickens?	NO	YES	ELK TOSS
Duration	46 hours	~6 hours	THON
Number of Dancers	700+	1**	THON
Beer?	NO	YES	ELK TOSS
Snow?	NO	YES	ELK TOSS

Final Score: Elk Toss 6, THON 4. Winner - ELK TOSS!

Notes:
*THON is an amazing event that has literally raised millions of dollars to fight pediatric cancer. We encourage supporting the organization.
**For purposes of this analysis, we are considering Joey McMonagle to be "dancing" while playing the guitar.