Courtesy of Van...
Report Card for Germans at the 75th Elk Toss
Generosity: A+
Enthusiasm: A+
Respect shown for the Elk: A+
Can and Bottle disposal: B-
Turf / Grass Respect shown by drivers: A+ (there are no ruts
this year!)
Cigarette Butt Disposal: C+ (please dispose of butts in the
metal can outside of the main barn door, or switch to vaping, or quit both. The
butts kill our chickens and ducks and children and once a small Italian boy who
wandered onto the property)
Keeping muddy Kids out of the house: A+
Not touching the orange hose: A+
Preventing your children from chasing Kevin the Peacock and
the ducks: B+
Donations for Food Bank: A+
Donations for laundry detergent: A+
Taking auction items home that you won but then realized you
did not want: C- (please take stuff home next year)
Respect shown to the judges by people named Shawn Dodge
after being called for fouling in elk toss: WP (Withdrew Passing)
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