Sunday, February 26, 2017

Elk Toss Report Card

Courtesy of Van...

Report Card for Germans at the 75th Elk Toss

Generosity: A+

Enthusiasm: A+

Respect shown for the Elk: A+

Can and Bottle disposal: B-

Turf / Grass Respect shown by drivers: A+ (there are no ruts this year!)

Cigarette Butt Disposal: C+ (please dispose of butts in the metal can outside of the main barn door, or switch to vaping, or quit both. The butts kill our chickens and ducks and children and once a small Italian boy who wandered onto the property)

Keeping muddy Kids out of the house: A+

Not touching the orange hose: A+

Preventing your children from chasing Kevin the Peacock and the ducks: B+

Donations for Food Bank: A+

Donations for laundry detergent: A+

Taking auction items home that you won but then realized you did not want: C- (please take stuff home next year)

Respect shown to the judges by people named Shawn Dodge after being called for fouling in elk toss: WP (Withdrew Passing)

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