Thursday, February 16, 2017

Interweb Review of the Franz Klingermann Memorial Outhouse

From the highly-respected website safetopoopat.com, the review of the Franz Klingermann Memorial Outhouse.

In case the link doesn't work...

This gets a five star rating for being the best outhouse ever. It is sweetheart style with two seats side by side with no divider. If you are alone in the world, you can still benefit by picking the lesser of two evils. To add to the mythos revolving around the legend Franz Klingermann, it's only allowed to be used one day a year - in February during the Danville German Society Festival. Otherwise you're trespooping. Besides the sweetheart seats highlights include topographic map wallpaper, plenty of headroom, and generally pleasant atmosphere (ignoring the usual outhouse gases). Only downsides are lines on the day of the festival and the spy camera.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I heard the outhouse has wifi.